The CW Announces Official Fall Lineup

You could not possibly imagine the degree to which I do not care about The CW's fall schedule, but I promised it anyway. The picked up three new dramas, a new comedy and too much new "illiterate" programming. But believe it or not, in just 13 hours of programming, I actually found one of which I might consider watching the first episode. To find out which one, scroll past the schedule below.

SUNDAY
7:00	CW Now (new series)
7:30	Online Nation (new series)
8:00	Life Is Wild (new series)
8:30
9:00	America's Next Top Model (encores)
9:30
MONDAY
8:00	Everybody Hates Chris
8:30	Aliens In America (new series)
9:00	Girlfriends
9:30	The Game
TUESDAY
8:00	Beauty And The Geek
8:30
9:00	Reaper (new series)
9:30
WEDNESDAY
8:00	America's Next Top Model
8:30
9:00	Gossip Girl (new series)
9:30
THURSDAY
8:00	Smallville
8:30
9:00	Supernatural
9:30
FRIDAY
8:00	Friday Night Smackdown!
8:30
9:00
9:30

MIDSEASON
One Tree Hill
Crowned (new series)
Farmer Wants A Wife (new series)

You read that last title right. Don't get me started on the idiocy of a network that chooses its target audience based on their inability to properly calculate the quotient of any two numbers. They don't even know what "quotient" means. Come on.

Sorry, that started to get off the rails. I wasn't a "Gilmore Girls" fan — only because I've never really watched — but I know many who were. But let's not bother with quality on The CW. Can you tell it's one of CBS' children?

The only new CW show I'd consider watching is "Reaper" and that's based pretty much on nothing but Ray Wise and the video clip on the network's web site. It actually seemed funny, as does the premise. Now let's see what happens when The CW gets its fingers in it.

Man, I must be in a bad mood or something today. I'm just being downright mean. I apologize. To you, not The CW!